Vanity B. Ramsey

vanity b ramsey So this is something that’s been sitting around, half done, for —let’s just say 2 years.  It’s probably more than that.  At the time when  I made the image itself I was experimenting with CMYK images –how to break an image down in photoshop into the 4 channels and prepare them for eventual screenprinting.  I was also then dabbling with image transfer techniques –I also had a lot of film (transparency film for burning screens, which I had quit using since I had gone to the veg. oil and photocopy technique of making films) and a lot of glass (cuz I was framing a lot of artwork).  I had other interpretations of this image, just nothing that really worked so far.  So it was in the spirit of “lets just see what happens” that I made this verson.  There are two films sandwiched together on top of glass.  One film is the Magenta and Black channels, which depict an old (and common) image of Death, coming out of the grave.  The other film, done in the yellow and cyan, depict a common image of Jon Benet Ramsey in full child beauty queen regalia.  Those who don’t know who she is, look her up.  I’ll let you come up with your own interpretation of why the two have been combined, though I think it’s obvious.  Anyways, after putting the glass together and putting it into a frame, I put it away until just this month.  I think it was more about trying out something than coming up with a finished piece, and when i got to that point I guess I was stumped.  Without it being in a window, or some light source behind it, it was too dark.  So it got put away and forgotten about, mostly.

This coming month there is a group show that I thought this would be perfect for, so I got it back down and thought about how to make it work better.  2 weeks thinking of “how do I create a lightbox that’ll work, look decent, but still be temporary in case the viewer/owner wants to put it into a window”.  Then I said, this thinking isn’t getting me anywhere, lets just build it and figure it out as I go.  This is the result.  The light box is made up of scrap wood, a piece of semi-opaque acrylic, and a 26 ft. string of LED lights woven behind the acrylic, powered by batteries.  The LEDs run cool enough to where they won’t cause any problems with the glass or plastic films, the battery pack solves any problem I would’ve had with wiring, and is cheaper and as effective as flourescent lighting.  The simple box framing is held onto the frame by  4 screws, so it’s easy to take apart and hang without the lightbox, though now I’m a big fan of the lightbox, which had been put together in under a day.  Part of me says “why didn’t you do this sooner?”, but most of me says “Good work Larry –Good work and in due time.”



Eraser 01

Eraser 01


Just a new something that’s done (for now).  Working like a screenprinter except with no press, and no screen and no squeegee.  huh.

Got a couple more working their way down the line, for what besides the love of making i don’t know.  This piece just made me think of an oldie.

I’m not the man you wanted me to be
He’s kept alive inside your fantasy
But now the magic me is fading fast
Let me remind you of the face behind the mask

-thompson twins, “day after day”-

Are Yesterday’s Execs Keeper of Our Music Zoo?


Are Yesterday’s Execs Keeper of our Music Z

Is obscurity itself the test tubes of tomorrow? Or is just the testing done to pave the way of sorrow? Is the chalice set upon the table for the bride of prima donnas? Or can indeed, the world be freed by finger popping mommas? Is the confusion of immorality little more than a doubt on the face of infinity? Or does indeed immorality feed upon itself And hence hasten to speed  it’s own mortal conclusion? Is the scent of melting tin upon the tracks of time The mere excuse for letting loose the calling cards of crime? Or is this verbose verbosity that very violation? Does not the babbling brook run its way to oceans and streams Only to dry up and rain once more?   -from “the knife fight” by THE RESIDENTS off of ‘WHATEVER HAPPENED TO VILENESS FATS’

This piece comes to you by Divergent Thinking.  The question after the answer, The solution from the making.  Materials arrived at a time when issues had to be addressed and were used accordingly without hesitation, which created new issues which were then pursued.  The background, made nearly a year before the rest, are circle punchouts from a bunch of CD covers mostly 90’s rock/pop/etc., randomly placed.  Somewhere there’s a GIF file showing the placement.

The 88 STRONG SHOW –2014–

  Wherein 88 artists each create 8 pieces of art, 8″x8″ in size, incorporating one or many of 88 different “themes”.



Oil Fountain

Oil Fountain



"are Zoo animals contented in captivity?  This chimpanzee seems to be assuring the director of the Zoo that EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT"

“are Zoo animals contented in captivity? This chimpanzee seems to be assuring the director of the Zoo that EVERYTHING IS ALL RIGHT”

Everything Will Be Fucked

Everything Will Be Fucked

Silvervein on Pigmented Epoxy

Silvervein on Pigmented Epoxy

untitled white man

untitled white man

Everything WILL be fucked if you leave the fridge door open...

Everything WILL be fucked if you leave the fridge door open…

New Year, another try, another (happy) accident

screenprint on masonite panel

screenprint on masonite panel

Starting off the year with a Pink Siouxsie.  I think I said it on Facebook –“I haven’t been making any art lately, but I got this terrible urge to make some bootleg siouxsie sioux t-shirts, with her being REALLY BIG on ‘em…”

Well, I haven’t gotten around to those shirts, but here’s this.  And I love this.  And this wouldn’t have happened if I listened to reason.

See, I had my films made for the shirt, essentially this image, but when I went to burn the screen, I found out that our screens aren’t healthy right now.  The screens have been coated & waiting to be used for months now, and our best guess is that they’ve sat too long and have gone bad.  It could be a number of things, but what it boils down to is that the screens don’t burn out properly.  I should be able to spray out the image with our good ol’ garden hose in around 3 minutes and have it –I burned two screens on separate occasions, and they only sprayed out by using our pressure washer, which is kinda like using a chainsaw to cut a piece of paper.  I lost a LOT of detail in the screen on the first one.  After telling my comrade that, “Yup, you’re right, the screens are effed up” and him agreeing, I came back the next day to try again.

Why?  If the screen isn’t going to burn properly, you’re not going to get what you’re after.  Why waste the time, the effort, the water?  –Well, there’s many reasons.  From my amateur angle, I still wasn’t 100% convinced that I couldn’t get a decent screen –maybe if i tried a different exposure time, and if that didn’t help, maybe if i gently scrubbed on the screen to get the washout started, maybe this, maybe that…

Well, that’s all a waste of time and effort if you already know it –If I had an extended history of dealing with screen failure problem-solving involving chemicals, films, exposure times, etc., maybe I’d know it was already completely hopeless, a waste of time –maybe I’d have the attitude that nothing good would come of this trying.

I already knew from the get-go that the 2nd screen wasn’t going to be perfect.  I was using this massive home-made screen I got from my friend Hill-Jacquard, so big it wouldn’t properly fit on the exposure table.  “well, that’ll probably be a problem, but so what.”  And, as predicted, the emulsion wasn’t coming out, even with some gentle scrubbing.  “eff it, lets just scrub the crap outta it.”  Then the pressure washer  –by the time I was done, it was twice as “bad” as the first screen, but as I looked at it, I was inspired.  I essentially “saw” the image you see up above.  Basically, paint a panel bright pink, then print both screens in complementary pinks over top, the distortions of the print working with each other and background.

I know some artists don’t believe in it, but I DO believe in “Happy Accidents” –sometimes those accidents don’t lead to a finished work, but they usually have the potential to at least teach me something.  I suppose when a professional screenprinter, wants an effed up print, would go thru the effort of photoshopping it effed up, then pore over the details of the effed up film and screen, to be sure it was “properly” effed up.  Like those “distress” fonts or brushes, just to make things look old, or effed up, or how my friend put it, “hipster”.  I just tried stuff, and the happy accident was that it inspired me.  Just think, if I listened to reason, and didn’t give it a try just for the hell of it, I wouldn’t have this.  I’m glad I’m hard of hearing.

The WordPress Change…

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to WORDPRESS!  OK, advertisement over.  I’ve had the wordpress blog for a while now in addition to my website, but, 2 things:

1.  I’ve been paying a lot of money for the website –silly really.  I don’t know the HTML stuff, and needed something simple to put a website together and so I was using WIX.  It was easy, and expensive, especially when you consider I was making no money off the site.

2.  I don’t update either my blog or my website as often as I should.  The proof is the date of my last post here  –it’s basically been a year.

SO, going with the cheaper deal, here I am, like so many others, on WordPress!  Not dissing WP though.  I’ve just got a lot to learn to really make it do what I’d like.

As I said, basically a year since my last post here.  Geesh.  2013 hasn’t been an amazing year for me, artistically.  I sold some pieces (actually more than I ever had before, mind you, they were small, cheap pieces but still), and I made some new work (the least I’ve made since 2007), but I kinda stayed out of the scene, so to say.  Ah, but life continued on, that’s for sure.  The biggest change 2013 sent me was having to find a new place to live, and dealing with what that means for me  —After living in the same place for 8 years, you could say I was “settled in”, so, 3 months in, you could say I’m still “unsettled”.

Still, art must be made, and like I said, here it is, basically a year later—

THE BIG 400!  December 14th, 2013!  Same deal as last year, only bigger —The fine folks at People’s Gallery round up a big ol buncha artists of all shapes, sizes, ages, and skill levels (the “400”, which, as usual, is actually more than the number stated –last I heard, over 600 people participating), give them wood panels to make art on, and, around 2 months later, taah-daah, we got a gigantic show with lots of awesome work that you pull off the wall and buy for $40 a piece!  Phew!  Yeah, I’m doing that.  See you there, and don’t forget to bring a can of food (or two) for the Oregon Foodbank.big-400-poster-web

Here’s a few of my BIG 400 entriesLarry Christensen_Untitled



Larry Christensen_we are a consuming fire“We are a consuming fire”